1 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:16,975 Look, you're wrong, ned. 2 00:01:17,044 --> 00:01:19,511 What we're selling is the Broadway experience. 3 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:21,913 We want the out-of-towners and the average man 4 00:01:21,982 --> 00:01:23,381 to buy those tickets, 5 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:25,851 and those people want to see an orchestra in the pit. 6 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,020 Those people don't care where the orchestra is. 7 00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:30,189 They probably don't even know where it is. 8 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:31,690 Here, I'll show you. 9 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,225 Excuse me, cabbie? Hmm? 10 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:35,260 This man's a producer, I'm a director, 11 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:37,429 and we want to ask you a question. 12 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:39,731 Have you ever been to the theater? 13 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,100 Yeah, I think I have. 14 00:01:41,168 --> 00:01:42,267 Man terrific. 15 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:43,434 All right, now, 16 00:01:43,503 --> 00:01:46,305 did you notice where the music came from? 17 00:01:46,373 --> 00:01:48,040 I don't mean the singers, now, 18 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:51,376 I mean the musical instruments. 19 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:55,414 Yeah, the musical instruments. 20 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:57,382 Like in no strings, 21 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:58,917 where they eliminated the violins 22 00:01:58,986 --> 00:02:01,219 and put the brass and the woodwinds right on stage, 23 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:03,455 whereas in man of la mancha, they put them backstage, 24 00:02:03,524 --> 00:02:05,057 separated between the two wings. 25 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,925 And of course, there was that wonderful way 26 00:02:06,994 --> 00:02:08,226 that andrei serban 27 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:09,560 orchestrated the instruments 28 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:12,130 and the human voices placed within the set 29 00:02:12,199 --> 00:02:14,800 in his Greek trilogy at the la mama theater. 30 00:02:14,869 --> 00:02:18,103 Uh, are you an actor? 31 00:02:18,172 --> 00:02:19,437 Who? Me? Alex? 32 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:21,106 No, no, no, I'm just a cab driver 33 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:22,451 who happens to love the theater. 34 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:23,575 Uh-huh. 35 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,010 Yeah, as a matter of fact, 36 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:27,880 when I was younger, I wanted to work in the theater. 37 00:02:27,948 --> 00:02:30,949 I'd have done anything just to get my foot in the door. 38 00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:33,051 You know, we're interviewing for gofers tomorrow. 39 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,486 It's too bad you're not 20 years younger. 40 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:36,788 Well, wait a minute. 41 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:39,557 I like to think a man is never too old to be a flunky. 42 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:44,529 As a matter of fact, you know, if the hours were flexible, 43 00:02:44,597 --> 00:02:45,731 you know, I could be... 44 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:47,866 Alex, Alex... no. 45 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:49,267 Oh, okay. 46 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:50,936 I understand. 47 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,105 It was worth asking anyway. 48 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:00,311 Latka? 49 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:02,080 Simka, just go home. 50 00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:05,583 You shouldn't go to work when you're sick. 51 00:03:05,652 --> 00:03:09,053 Look, we cannot afford to lose a day's pay. 52 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:11,456 And besides, I'm not really that sick. 53 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:14,425 Well, let me just see if you have a fever, all right? 54 00:03:14,494 --> 00:03:16,260 All right. Let me see. 55 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:17,895 You're burning up! 56 00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:19,164 I am not. 57 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:21,500 That's a raging inferno! 58 00:03:21,568 --> 00:03:24,436 Jim, tell me if you think he has a fever. 59 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:26,872 Feel his... feel his head. 60 00:03:26,941 --> 00:03:29,240 Tony? 61 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:32,144 Tony... Tony, 62 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,112 do you think he has a fever? 63 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:39,952 Something terrible has just happened. 64 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:41,386 What?! 65 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:43,688 I've forgotten why I'm doing this. 66 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:47,759 He's hot. 67 00:03:47,827 --> 00:03:49,327 He's hot. 68 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:52,030 You cannot work when you're sick. 69 00:03:52,099 --> 00:03:53,231 Oh... all right. 70 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:56,201 Go ask your boss for a day off, all right? 71 00:03:56,269 --> 00:03:58,002 Okay. Louie? 72 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,439 Louie?! 73 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:01,906 Louie! 74 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:04,075 Take it easy! 75 00:04:04,144 --> 00:04:06,111 You're gonna crack a windshield. 76 00:04:06,180 --> 00:04:08,113 Louie... 77 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:11,183 I don't feel very well. 78 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:14,519 My wife, that I love very much, is-is upset 79 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:17,356 because I'm risking my health to work here. 80 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:20,292 You know, for-for over three years, 81 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,394 I have not had a-a day off 82 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:24,896 from backbreaking labor. 83 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:26,665 So, could-could I... 84 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:28,699 Could I please have the day off? 85 00:04:30,337 --> 00:04:31,436 I don't know. 86 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:35,707 Now, what are you worried about, Latka? 87 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,442 This is America. 88 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:40,545 We got a thing here called sick pay. 89 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,246 Oh! Oh, good, good. 90 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:44,015 You pay me ten bucks, you can go home. 91 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:48,487 Louie... never mind, Latka. 92 00:04:48,555 --> 00:04:49,754 Louie! 93 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:59,097 Now we cannot get cable. 94 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:07,506 Now, we have neglected this long enough. 95 00:05:07,574 --> 00:05:09,107 You are gonna go home. 96 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:11,343 You're gonna drink lots of liquids. 97 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:13,211 You're gonna take aspirin 98 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:15,646 and go right to bed with a pumpkin. 99 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:19,517 No, uh-uh. 100 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:23,622 I... I'm afraid I'm gonna have to destroy this myth. 101 00:05:25,692 --> 00:05:28,659 I used to live on a commune, 102 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:34,732 and although those who slept with pumpkins 103 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:37,702 did, in fact, seem to be healthier... 104 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:45,009 So did those that slept with many other vegetables. 105 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:48,291 - Not the point. - I don't know. 106 00:05:48,315 --> 00:05:49,315 I know, I know. 107 00:05:49,382 --> 00:05:50,449 All I'm saying is 108 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:51,995 that 20 years ago, I would have killed 109 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,151 to get that gofer's job. 110 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:54,652 20 years ago? What about now? 111 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:55,821 Oh, please. 112 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:56,988 Tell Tony. What? 113 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:58,155 What? What? Listen to this. 114 00:05:58,224 --> 00:05:59,558 What? Nothing. Elaine: Tell him. 115 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:01,159 Nothing. No, it's just that I... 116 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:03,028 I happened to ask a Broadway producer 117 00:06:03,097 --> 00:06:04,896 for a job as a gofer. 118 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,165 Wow! Great! When do you start? 119 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,398 He doesn't. Tony: Why not? 120 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:10,201 Because the guy told him he was too old for the job. 121 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:11,803 And you accepted that, Alex? 122 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,974 Haven't you seen rocky III? 123 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:17,843 No. 124 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,444 Are you kidding? 125 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:23,314 Rocky III may be the greatest rocky movie since rocky I. 126 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:26,317 How do you tell 'em apart? 127 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,753 They're numbered. 128 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,187 I see. 129 00:06:29,256 --> 00:06:31,856 And you know what the motto of rocky III is, Alex? 130 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:34,292 Yeah, stop me before I make another one, please. 131 00:06:34,361 --> 00:06:35,893 No, no, no, no. 132 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:37,094 It's "go for it!" 133 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:39,063 And he could have been talking to you, Alex. 134 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:40,298 I don't know. 135 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:42,067 Maybe I'm crazy, but I always thought 136 00:06:42,136 --> 00:06:44,969 that, uh, well, that if I had gotten a job like that, 137 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:47,472 I mean, even a gofer's job, 20 years ago, 138 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:49,974 that maybe today I would have been a Broadway producer. 139 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:51,209 Alex, go for it! 140 00:06:51,278 --> 00:06:52,877 You know, Alex, I don't know much 141 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:54,746 about how you move up in that business, 142 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:56,726 but if that gofer job could be turned into anything, 143 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,261 you're the man who could make it happen. 144 00:06:58,285 --> 00:06:59,450 Oh, come on. No. Tony: Yeah! 145 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:00,919 Yes! 146 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:03,588 I mean, even if I got a job, if I got that gofer's job... 147 00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:06,024 Which is no small task... I mean, who's to say 148 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:08,226 they'd let me do anything but go for coffee? 149 00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:10,472 Alex, you're forgetting the most important thing about you. 150 00:07:10,496 --> 00:07:11,663 What? 151 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:12,897 You're smart. Yeah. 152 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:14,799 You have ideas, you have insight. 153 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:17,469 There's no way those people aren't gonna notice that. 154 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:20,004 Alex, you try for that job. 155 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:22,106 Alex... go for it! 156 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:24,876 Eye of the tiger. 157 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:28,046 Alex, do it! 158 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:30,014 All right, I'm gonna go for it. 159 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:31,583 Yeah. 160 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:35,019 But I don't want anybody to find out. 161 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:37,656 Oh, come on! Since when are you worried about things like that? 162 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:39,290 I don't want Louie to find out. Oh. 163 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:40,958 Ah, so what? So you say to Louie, 164 00:07:41,027 --> 00:07:42,226 "hey, Louie, I'm a gofer." 165 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,128 No, no, no, no, you don't understand, Tony. 166 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:47,698 I mean, the truth is, I would feel foolish saying that. 167 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:49,767 You know what I mean? 168 00:07:49,836 --> 00:07:52,070 Oh, yeah, yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah. 169 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,371 I mean, for some reason, 170 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:56,441 something like this makes you feel, uh, fragile. 171 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:57,609 Yeah, yeah, so that's why. 172 00:07:57,677 --> 00:07:58,921 Louie's never to find out, understand? 173 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:00,665 Yeah. Now, I have to have your word on this. 174 00:08:00,713 --> 00:08:02,258 - Hey, you have my word. - You got it. 175 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:03,802 Louie must never find out. 176 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:14,058 Don't say another word. 177 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:16,695 Please, don't take the fun out of this for me. 178 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:17,895 Louie... 179 00:08:17,964 --> 00:08:20,298 Basically, I'm a sportsman. 180 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:23,401 Louie must never find out, eh? 181 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:30,141 I give myself five minutes. 182 00:08:30,209 --> 00:08:34,311 I can't wait to see which one cracks first. 183 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:36,247 I'll drive you, Alex. All right. 184 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:38,049 Uh, good luck, Alex. 185 00:08:38,117 --> 00:08:40,685 Thank you. 186 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:44,322 Iggy! 187 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:45,656 Hey, boss! 188 00:08:49,562 --> 00:08:50,829 Look, iggy... huh? 189 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:54,698 How about if you and me, we play a little game, huh? 190 00:08:54,767 --> 00:08:56,667 All right, all right. 191 00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:58,803 Now... now, first, 192 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:02,039 you ask me something that you want to know... 193 00:09:02,108 --> 00:09:03,208 Uh-huh. 194 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:04,675 And I'll answer, okay? 195 00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:08,279 And then, I'll ask you something that I want to know, 196 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:09,747 and you have to answer. 197 00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:11,149 Sounds like fun, boss. 198 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,317 Yeah! 199 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:14,686 Okay, all right. 200 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:16,020 Now, you go first. 201 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:17,722 Ask me anything. 202 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,023 Okeydoke. 203 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:24,162 Where is Tony taking Alex? 204 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:50,021 I guess we should start those interviews. 205 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,023 Put all calls through. 206 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,924 Hey. 207 00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:55,527 Hey, the cabbie from last night. 208 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:56,727 Yeah, Alex reiger. 209 00:09:56,796 --> 00:09:57,895 Yeah. Hi. 210 00:09:57,964 --> 00:09:59,064 So, what's up, Alex? 211 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,799 Did we leave something in your cab, 212 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:02,300 or didn't this bum tip you? 213 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:05,070 Uh, no, I, uh, came about the gofer's job. 214 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,237 Listen, Alex, I told you... 215 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:07,386 You know what's great? 216 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,974 I'm not at all nervous. 217 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:12,377 Because this really feels right, so, uh, I guess that means 218 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,012 you're gonna give me the job, right? 219 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,625 Because, otherwise, I'd be nervous, huh? 220 00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:16,747 Boy, great. 221 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:18,382 Now, I know what you're gonna say. 222 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,462 Uh, you don't want to give me the job because you're afraid 223 00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:22,131 you'll feel kind of awkward bossing around a guy 224 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,275 who's older than you, right? 225 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:24,455 No. 226 00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:26,624 No, we like that. 227 00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:28,126 Oh, I get it. 228 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:29,294 You're kidding. 229 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:32,430 Yeah, sort of wry? 230 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:34,132 Huh? A little playful? 231 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:36,368 Broadway hip, huh? 232 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:38,169 Tender, but tough? 233 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:39,504 I like him. 234 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:40,805 Let's hire the old coot. 235 00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:42,407 Hey! 236 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,675 Congratulations, Alex. 237 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:44,842 Hey, thanks. 238 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:46,143 Welcome aboard. Thank you. 239 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:47,946 Mm-hmm. How about some lunch? 240 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:50,014 Uh, no, thanks. I ate before I came over. 241 00:10:50,082 --> 00:10:52,884 Oh, right... yes... lunch. 242 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,428 Hey, Alex. 243 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,532 Wow! A polite greeting! 244 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,467 Never thought I'd hear one of those again. 245 00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:11,469 Oh, no, no. 246 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,104 You mean it's that bad? 247 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,939 It's terrible. It's terrible. 248 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,774 I don't think I can take much... 249 00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:23,748 I don't think I can take much more of it. 250 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:24,949 I'm telling you right now. 251 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,785 I mean, I didn't mind getting yelled at 252 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:29,620 because the pastrami wasn't lean enough. 253 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,821 I didn't mind, uh, 254 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,523 having to blow up this inflatable cushion 255 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,225 because the producer has a bad back. 256 00:11:34,293 --> 00:11:36,193 I... 257 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,800 But what really rankles me is having great ideas 258 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,103 and not even be able to say 'em out loud. 259 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,604 So, why haven't you? 260 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:47,972 Because it's not my place. 261 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,306 Oh, man! 262 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:57,982 Alex, nobody cares where a really great idea comes from. 263 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,417 Well, the other reason I kept quiet was 264 00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:03,254 because I-I didn't have a really great idea. 265 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,989 Okay, reiger. 266 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,557 What?! 267 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:08,059 Come on. What?! 268 00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:09,260 Come on, what is it? 269 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,795 You're being so secretive, 270 00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:15,132 it must be something really embarrassing. 271 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:16,601 Now what are you ashamed of? 272 00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:18,603 I'm not ashamed. 273 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,873 I got a job in the theater. 274 00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:24,542 Let's just leave it at that, all right? 275 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:26,677 Wow. 276 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,213 I'm impressed. 277 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:34,418 I guess you'll be, uh, kissing the old cab job goodbye, huh? 278 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,454 Well, no, not, not right away, no. 279 00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:37,788 Why not? 280 00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:42,827 Because I, uh, I've formed certain 281 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,162 attachments that are very real to me here. 282 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:46,797 Well, good luck. 283 00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:48,299 Oh, thanks. 284 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:51,002 Maybe I can come down and visit sometime, reiger. 285 00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:53,104 Uh, no, you see, what we're having now is, 286 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,473 uh, it's something called closed rehearsals. 287 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,609 Maybe in the not-too-distant future. 288 00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:59,877 But right now, I gotta go, because I'm really very late. 289 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,812 No, no, one more, one more thing. 290 00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:07,018 Reiger, I always knew that you would be the first guy 291 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:10,922 to dig himself out of this slime. 292 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:13,891 Congratulations. Thanks, Lou. 293 00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:22,600 He must have the cruddiest job in the world! 294 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:25,136 I gotta go down and see him do it. 295 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,871 Come on, banta, where is it? No. 296 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,183 Where's he work, nardo? Forget it. 297 00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:30,575 Nardo, where does he... 298 00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:37,348 Why are you tormenting yourself, boss? 299 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:41,519 Because, iggy, I got an opportunity 300 00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:46,790 to go down to some theater and really let reiger have it. 301 00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,862 But I can't find out where it is. 302 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,129 You don't know, do you? 303 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:53,398 Yeah, I know. 304 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,634 Well, tell me, iggy, come on! 305 00:13:57,703 --> 00:13:58,836 Tell me. 306 00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,105 Iggy, iggy, you gotta tell me. 307 00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:02,240 This is the opportunity of a lifetime. 308 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:04,942 I can really go down there and let him have it. 309 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,444 Okay. 310 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,712 Great, iggy! 311 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:14,852 I'll tell ya because... By my telling you, 312 00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:18,389 I'm giving you the chance to turn your life around 313 00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:21,392 and become a decent man. 314 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:27,798 I used to be a reverend, boss, 315 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:33,738 and I'm betting that when I tell you, you won't go. 316 00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:39,744 I'm betting you're about to be saved. 317 00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:44,815 Alex is working at the ambassador theater. 318 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:48,152 That's it! 319 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:51,355 Go celebrate your newfound virtue! 320 00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:54,158 Another sinner saved! 321 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,361 Hallelujah! 322 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:04,135 I don't know why this last scene doesn't work. 323 00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:05,503 I think it's the dialogue. 324 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,037 Didn't he say the same thing before? 325 00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:09,184 Alex, you want to do something about that trash basket? 326 00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,808 Can't; My hands are busy right now. 327 00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,343 Alex, just step in it. 328 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,712 Right. 329 00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:18,149 Now, look, if it's the writing, 330 00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:19,483 we'll have Dave fix it. 331 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:20,718 Let's not bother him today. 332 00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,153 He's got so many rewrites to do. 333 00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:23,821 Hey, can I make a suggestion? 334 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:26,291 No. Okay. 335 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:29,026 Um, you know, you know what I think? 336 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,995 I think, I think we need another scene. 337 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,631 Yes, that's, yeah, we need another scene. 338 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,032 We need a scene in which, 339 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,634 uh, Carl would, uh, come to Michelle and say... 340 00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:39,114 I don't think you need another scene. 341 00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:42,673 I think your problem is staging here. 342 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:45,476 I mean, all those entrances and exits, they're killing you. 343 00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:46,778 Right? 344 00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:50,014 Look, all they have to do is go to a side set 345 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,483 where nobody can hear them but they can be seen. 346 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,185 You know, like in death of a salesman. 347 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:55,753 You remember death of a salesman? 348 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,588 See, they don't have to be heard there. 349 00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,523 All they have to do is, um, simple behavior. 350 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:00,724 You know what I mean? 351 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,927 Alex, I don't want to seem rude, 352 00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:04,795 but we'll save the living theater. 353 00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:06,230 You take care of the Patty melts. 354 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,300 Right. 355 00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:12,837 Oh... this is yours. 356 00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:14,372 Oh, hey, are you busy? 357 00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:15,806 What can I do for you? 358 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:18,220 Well, I need somebody to run lines with me in this new scene. 359 00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:19,822 Uh, no, no, I'm not an actor really, I... 360 00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:21,757 You don't have to act, you just have to give me cues. 361 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,459 No, no, I, I, I... you know, it starts right over here. 362 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,127 I'd really, I'd really feel kind of awkward doing this. 363 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,617 I just want to get the feel of it. 364 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:28,096 Okay, all you gotta do is read the words. 365 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,788 I know, but I really can't do this. Oh, please. 366 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,556 Please. 367 00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:43,300 Here? 368 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:45,336 Right there. 369 00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:48,438 Why are you acting like this, Michelle? 370 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:56,413 Because... I want you. 371 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:03,021 I want you desperately. 372 00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:04,956 I want you here. 373 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,892 I want you here; I want you now. 374 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,627 And you don't think I want you? 375 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,567 Not like I want you. 376 00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:18,802 I dream of you. 377 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,337 I'm obsessed with you. 378 00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:21,672 You say that now, 379 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:24,675 but why would this time be any different? 380 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:31,182 Because, this time, my skin cries out for your touch. 381 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,818 Your mouth. 382 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,252 Your lips. 383 00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:37,254 Your chest. 384 00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:44,828 What are you doing?! I... 385 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,330 What is with this guy? 386 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,332 Jeff! 387 00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:57,041 Allen, we better get over to the stage. 388 00:17:57,110 --> 00:18:01,145 Yeah, Alex, Alex, I hate to bring this up again, 389 00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:03,180 but my cushion's getting a little low. 390 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,781 You know, I got an idea. 391 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:06,328 Why don't we get a pump for this thing? 392 00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:07,518 Just fill it up. 393 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,954 Have it in my car by, uh... 394 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:12,623 Oh, boy, where's my watch? 395 00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:14,091 Huh? You know, 396 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,761 I bet I took my watch off and left it on the table 397 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:20,164 and you put it in with the rest of the garbage. 398 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,499 Oh... 399 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:24,969 You know, I may not have even worn it today. 400 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:29,506 I may have just left it home. 401 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:32,876 Alex... you better check anyway. 402 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,148 When you put the cushion in the car, 403 00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:38,749 could you get the gas tank filled up 404 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,784 and have it washed, too? Yeah, okay, right. 405 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,021 Louie! 406 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:21,926 How long have you been here? 407 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:27,064 Too long. 408 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,266 What have you seen? 409 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:33,437 Too much. 410 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,273 Who let you in here? 411 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,709 Two guys. 412 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:55,226 Goodbye, reiger. 413 00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:59,864 I will never tell anybody about what I saw. 414 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:17,782 Tell me something, reiger... 415 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,751 How could you do this to yourself? 416 00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:26,457 Reiger, do you know... 417 00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:29,360 What was special about you? 418 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:30,895 Please, will you? 419 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:37,701 You knew you were nothing and you were great at it. 420 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:42,639 But taking this job, reiger, it's like, it's like tampering. 421 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:46,177 The theater. 422 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,979 It's like trying to be something you're not. 423 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:55,652 Hey, hey, reiger, it's like if you got a nose job. 424 00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:57,388 I mean, you'd be walking around 425 00:20:57,457 --> 00:21:00,357 with this little nose saying, "hi, I'm Alex reiger." 426 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,226 And everybody would say, 427 00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:06,030 "that's cute, but we want the real reiger, 428 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:09,867 the one with the honker down to here." 429 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,368 You know something, Louie, 430 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:14,671 there's something you will never understand about this. 431 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,808 There is a certain glamour and excitement 432 00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:21,512 about being connected to a Broadway show. 433 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:27,051 Alex, you're an errand boy. 434 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,686 Yeah? 435 00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:30,387 Well, not all the time. 436 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:31,822 That's true. 437 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:34,824 Sometimes you're a trash compactor! 438 00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,701 Don't do this to me, Louie, please. 439 00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:47,704 I'm right on the edge right now and I, uh, 440 00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:49,473 I don't feel good about what I'm doing 441 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:52,376 so, please, don't ruin it for me. 442 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:54,879 You want to feel good about it? 443 00:21:54,947 --> 00:22:00,684 Then leave here with the ounce of self-respect you got left. 444 00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:06,590 Take one of those sandwiches 445 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,927 and shove it in that guy's face! 446 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,229 I'll get you one. 447 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,001 Ooh! 448 00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:18,402 Egg salad! 449 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:21,571 Alex? 450 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,306 Alex, you busy? 451 00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:25,809 Look who's here. 452 00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,522 Listen, I want to talk to you about something. 453 00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:29,291 Listen, listen, sometimes I know I can be very distracted. 454 00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:30,714 Yeah... I know I can be very rude. 455 00:22:30,782 --> 00:22:32,194 Here. But I do listen to what people say. 456 00:22:32,218 --> 00:22:34,451 Look, I... I think your idea's gonna work. 457 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:35,664 We're gonna try it right now. 458 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,021 Huh? 459 00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:38,922 Why don't you come watch it with us out front? 460 00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:40,257 Yeah, okay. 461 00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:42,426 Okay, and bring some coffee. 462 00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:54,472 Now, if you'll excuse me, Louie, 463 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:57,040 I'm wanted out front. 464 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,957 Oh, excuse me, 465 00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:16,060 would you run lines with me, please? 466 00:23:59,372 --> 00:24:00,838 Good night, Mr. Walters!